Constance Reeder
2008-02-02 15:36:13 UTC
Today I was driving my Kia Rio to work and I decided to try country
music for a change of pace, but when I found the country station my
ears were accosted by a barrage of filth. I'm referring to Johnny
Cash's song, Ring of Fire.
The true meaning is undeniable: "ring of fire" really refers to the
anal sphincter, and by falling into it he means he screwed a guy in
the ass. And if that wasn't bad enough, he then sings about going
"down, down, down on the ring of fire", i.e., anallingus. You can't
tell me that this song isn't dripping with homosexual innuendo, and
that Cash is not therefore a queer.
Except that June Carter wrote the song, not Johnny...music for a change of pace, but when I found the country station my
ears were accosted by a barrage of filth. I'm referring to Johnny
Cash's song, Ring of Fire.
The true meaning is undeniable: "ring of fire" really refers to the
anal sphincter, and by falling into it he means he screwed a guy in
the ass. And if that wasn't bad enough, he then sings about going
"down, down, down on the ring of fire", i.e., anallingus. You can't
tell me that this song isn't dripping with homosexual innuendo, and
that Cash is not therefore a queer.
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