Top Country and Western Song List

[walt tonne]

  a.. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
  b.. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye'
  c.. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her heart Was Pure
  d.. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
  e.. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
  f.. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So
I Figure We Got An Even Deal
  g.. I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
  h.. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
  i.. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
  j.. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
  k.. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
  l.. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
  m.. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
  n.. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back and Cryin' Over You
  o.. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
  p.. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
  q.. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
  r.. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You
  s.. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
  t.. Please Bypass This Heart
  u.. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
  v.. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
  w.. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
  x.. I Got In At 2 With A '10' And Woke Up At 10 With A '2'
  y.. I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine

[Phred]

  a.. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
  b.. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye'
  c.. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her heart Was Pure
  d.. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
  e.. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
  f.. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So
I Figure We Got An Even Deal
  g.. I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
  h.. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
  i.. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
  j.. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
  k.. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
  l.. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
  m.. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
  n.. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back and Cryin' Over You
  o.. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
  p.. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
  q.. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
  r.. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You
  s.. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
  t.. Please Bypass This Heart
  u.. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
  v.. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
  w.. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
  x.. I Got In At 2 With A '10' And Woke Up At 10 With A '2'
  y.. I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine

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Drop Kick Me Jesus Through the Goal Post of Life
If The Phone Don't Ring - It's Me
She Got the Gold Mine and I Got the Shaft

[Guv Bob]

a.. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
b.. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye'
c.. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her heart Was Pure
d.. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
e.. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
f.. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So
I Figure We Got An Even Deal
g.. I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
h.. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
i.. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
j.. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
k.. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
l.. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
m.. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
n.. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back and Cryin' Over You
o.. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
p.. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
q.. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
r.. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You
s.. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
t.. Please Bypass This Heart
u.. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
v.. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
w.. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
x.. I Got In At 2 With A '10' And Woke Up At 10 With A '2'
y.. I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine

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Drop Kick Me Jesus Through the Goal Post of Life
If The Phone Don't Ring - It's Me
She Got the Gold Mine and I Got the Shaft


Hidee Phred! Only one I recognized as a real song is this h'urine...

n.. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back and Cryin' Over You

[Harold Burton]

Post by Phred

a.. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
b.. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye'
c.. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her heart Was Pure
d.. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
e.. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
f.. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So
I Figure We Got An Even Deal
g.. I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
h.. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
i.. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
j.. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
k.. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
l.. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
m.. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
n.. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back and Cryin' Over You
o.. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
p.. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
q.. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
r.. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You
s.. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
t.. Please Bypass This Heart
u.. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
v.. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
w.. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
x.. I Got In At 2 With A '10' And Woke Up At 10 With A '2'
y.. I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine

==========
Drop Kick Me Jesus Through the Goal Post of Life
If The Phone Don't Ring - It's Me
She Got the Gold Mine and I Got the Shaft
Hidee Phred! Only one I recognized as a real song is this h'urine...

n.. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back and Cryin' Over You

Drop Kick Me Jesus (through the Gaol Post of Life) is real, by Bobby
Bare, who did The All American Boy in 1959.

[Guv Bob]

Post by Harold Burton

Post by Phred

a.. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
b.. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye'
c.. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her heart Was Pure
d.. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
e.. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
f.. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So
I Figure We Got An Even Deal
g.. I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
h.. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
i.. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
j.. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
k.. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
l.. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
m.. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
n.. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back and Cryin' Over You
o.. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
p.. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
q.. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
r.. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You
s.. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
t.. Please Bypass This Heart
u.. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
v.. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
w.. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
x.. I Got In At 2 With A '10' And Woke Up At 10 With A '2'
y.. I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine

==========
Drop Kick Me Jesus Through the Goal Post of Life
If The Phone Don't Ring - It's Me
She Got the Gold Mine and I Got the Shaft
Hidee Phred! Only one I recognized as a real song is this h'urine...

n.. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back and Cryin' Over You

Drop Kick Me Jesus (through the Gaol Post of Life) is real, by Bobby
Bare, who did The All American Boy in 1959.

Well, shet muh mouth and call me breathless!! I never knew that.
Well, hyur it is....

[Zeb Johnson]

***@YAHOOOOOOOOEY.com (Guv=A0Bob)
"Harold Burton" <***@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:hal.i.burton-***@news.newsguy.com...
In article <RNidnX8dss-***@earthlink.com>, "Guv Bob"
<***@YAHOOOOOOOOEY.com> wrote:
"Phred" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:1f2c3010-4110-4e70-a305-***@d19g2000prh.googlegroups.com...
On Apr 15, 8:42 am, walt tonne <***@gmail.com> wrote:
On Apr 15, 1:53 am, "GlennR" <***@teranews.com> wrote:
a.. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed b.. Get Your
Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye' c.. Her Teeth Was
Stained, But Her heart Was Pure d.. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go
Away? e.. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling f.. I Just
Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So
I Figure We Got An Even Deal
g.. I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me? h.. I Keep
Forgettin' I Forgot About You i.. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You
So Well j.. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better k.. I
Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win l.. I'll
Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight m.. I'm So Miserable
Without You, It's Like Having You Here n.. I've Got Tears In My Ears
From Lyin' On My Back and Cryin' Over You o.. If I Can't Be Number One
In Your Life, Then Number Two On You p.. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted
To, I'd Be Out By Now q.. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's
Head) r.. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You s.. My Wife
Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him t.. Please Bypass
This Heart
u.. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger v.. You Done Tore Out My Heart
And Stomped That Sucker Flat w.. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
x.. I Got In At 2 With A '10' And Woke Up At 10 With A '2' y.. I Hate
Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine
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Drop Kick Me Jesus Through the Goal Post of Life If The Phone Don't Ring
- It's Me
She Got the Gold Mine and I Got the Shaft
Hidee Phred! Only one I recognized as a real song is this h'urine...
n.. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back and Cryin' Over You
Drop Kick Me Jesus (through the Gaol Post of Life) is real, by Bobby
Bare, who did The All American Boy in 1959.
Well, shet muh mouth and call me breathless!! =A0 I never knew that.
Well, hyur it is....

Several artists have done
Your the reason our Kids are Ugly
Conway & Loretta did it
Paycheck did I think

[Turk 182]

Maybe z should be: "Your wife's been cheating on us..."
Turk 182

  a.. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
  b.. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye'
  c.. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her heart Was Pure
  d.. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
  e.. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
  f.. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So
I Figure We Got An Even Deal
  g.. I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
  h.. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
  i.. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
  j.. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
  k.. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
  l.. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
  m.. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
  n.. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back and Cryin' Over You
  o.. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
  p.. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
  q.. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
  r.. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You
  s.. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
  t.. Please Bypass This Heart
  u.. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
  v.. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
  w.. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
  x.. I Got In At 2 With A '10' And Woke Up At 10 With A '2'
  y.. I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine- Hide quoted text -

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