Turk 182
2010-06-29 03:16:21 UTC
A Jack Daniels Fishing Story
I went fishing this morning, but after a short time I ran out of
worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are
good bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I
grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my
bait bucket. Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without
getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a
little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I
released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing
using the frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake
with two more frogs in his mouth.
Life is good in the South.
I went fishing this morning, but after a short time I ran out of
worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are
good bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I
grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my
bait bucket. Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without
getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a
little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I
released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing
using the frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake
with two more frogs in his mouth.
Life is good in the South.